Last night was probably my one and only opportunity for a chance to get in Jim's league. I need to be voted in to this all boys club. So I wrote a letter...under Jims name on the message board.
Here it is...
A message from Jim’s girlfriend-
Yeah I know you're surprised he even has one. I wake up every morning thinking WHAT THE FUCK!
First off let me start off by addressing Jim. You are an
idiot for leaving this up on my computer. I looked through your message board.
So you got your dick wet in New Jersey? That’s news to me. You think you’d
impress all your friends by acting like you get laid. What a joke. You’re lucky
I didn’t go ahead and change your lineup.
Let it be known I’m still considering it.
If you guys think you want to see Jim lose, imagine how much
I’d like to see him lose. I’m sure you’d all like to see Joe Howe lose too. And
he should. Someone that drops a keeper like Demarco Murray on “accident”
deserves to lose. I can also imagine it must suck pretty bad to have some dudes
in your league that don’t even try (Lam and Ron). It’s no wonder Lam won’t agree to a better
payout. There are only two things that seem
fun about this fantasy thing and that’s talking shit and potentially winning
money.
Let me get down to business. I want in this league next
year. I’d vote for a bigger payout. And
if you want some real shit on Jim, I willing to give that up. Plus, if you let
a girl in this league it may just be the closest you get to being straight
while playing fantasy football in years.
What I don’t possess in football knowledge, I make up for in
the one thing I’m assuming the majority of you haven’t seen since you were born,
a vagina. Vote me in the league.
Sincerely, Cat
And now I wait...for the vote.
Wish me luck.
