let me tell you

about the worst pho experience ever.
pho at the five corners spot in edmonds.
perfect if you like:
long dirty fingernails that they add to the broth to make it taste better.
three inch long black hairs coming out of moles on your servers neck.
old eighties furniture.
disgustingly dirty windows.
a large bowl of pho has five pieces of meat and 10 noodles for $8.
fresh spring rolls that look like they're stuffed with brains.
your fried spring rolls to come out at the end of your meal, when you don't even want them anymore and are so repulsed that you can barely swallow your food.

don't believe me? look at how upset kimmy was.

jackie's concoction. we didn't take the dare.

i was still hungry when we left so i picked up a soda and candy bar next door.

now let me tell you how to make up for it.
go to Monkey Bridge (Vietnamese restaurant) in ballard.
order #36 and enjoy a good dumpling soup.
in a cute clean place.
with well groomed people.

kimmy was much happier.
and so was i.